an "oh crap!" moment

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 19-Sep-2009 14:52:01

With his request approved, the ABC News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.

He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go.'

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

Why?' asked the pilot.

'Because I'm a photographer for ABC Cable News,' he responded. 'And I

need to get some close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment. Finally he stammered,

'So, what you're telling me is .... You're NOT my Flight instructor??'

Post 2 by Braille Reader (Generic Zoner) on Saturday, 19-Sep-2009 19:29:34

Oh wow! Talk about suicide! Thanks for sharing that!

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 19-Sep-2009 22:12:30

hahahaha; wow!

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 20-Sep-2009 10:40:51

lol haha. that was good

Post 5 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Monday, 21-Sep-2009 21:43:44

oh no! hahahahahha

Post 6 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Tuesday, 22-Sep-2009 7:07:50

rofl, that cracked me up. Definitely an Oh Crap moment.

Post 7 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Tuesday, 22-Sep-2009 11:19:32

Laughed out loud! Great one!